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Creepy Crawler

Posted by Ivan Lee On 2:04 PM
Hey all. I've been pretty reluctant to blog these few days. Had been taken on a bumpy ride during work. One day you feel like you belong then it could be the opposite the next day. A lot had happened since my last post which leads to the always frustrating question of where should I start? Okay, since I've started on the topic of work, I shall share with you a good news or rather a bad news... Well, it depends on how you see it. I received my first unofficial paycheck from my current job! Great news right? Here comes the bad part, I'm not entitled for service points this month as I worked less than 12 days. To make things worst, I'm getting paid till the 25th of Aug only because that's their 'pay period' or what ever they call it which means I'm only getting 6 days worth of salary without service points! Ah well, at least its still a 3 figure lol... Guess I'll have to wait till the 25th of September for my first official paycheck. If you are wondering about the date, I think the cheque was issued on the 31st but I just got them 3 days ago and I still can't seem to find the time to cash them


So now that I've got some greens with me, I was thinking of getting myself something useful. Something that I was more determined to get after the last couple of days. Okay, why don't I tell you what happened the last couple of days. So here's how the story goes, it was during a night when I went for my bath leaving my room door wide opened which I seldom do, I don't know why. When I got out from shower, I could sense something was not quite right but I was too tired to bother. That night when I was lying on my bed about to drift off to la la land, I heard it. It was a faint squeaking sound. I thought for a moment and decided that it was impossible as I'm living on the 5th floor and with that logic, I fell into slumber. During the second night when I was busy surfing through the net, I heard it again. This time I went on a "witch hunt" leaving no shells unturned but yet I could not find 'the thing' I was looking for. I gave up after spending quite sometime, also because I had to answer nature's call. It was then when I opened my door I saw 'the thing' making a dash for the exit. It was so fast that I only managed to catch a shadowy glimpse of it heading towards the darkness of my unlit kitchen. I had to rudely decline mother nature's invitation for supper to continue my "witch hunt" in the kitchen. I equipped myself with a broom, ironically since I was suppose to be on a witch hunt not a witch run. Anyway, I started sweeping the entire surface area beneath every cupboards and tiny spaces that 'the thing' could have called a safe haven but to no avail. By then I thought to myself that it could have been hiding in a hole on the wall that I didn't know existed and there could be more of them. It was then that I spotted that one place that I didn't bother to move, simply because it was disgusting (that I blame it on an individual who failed every ISO cleanliness test ever to exist in the world). It was the maggot infested rubbish bin. I thought to myself that 'the thing' wouldn't dare mock me would it? I mean here I am basically trying to sweep it's guts out with my broom and all it could think of is getting some snacks? Well I shook the pathetic bin anyways just to be sure that I've covered the last known spot to me and behold, 'the thing' was finally spotted. It was squeaking while crawling very fast with it's head tilted upwards. I was too shocked to even find my voice let alone shattering glasses with a high pitch scream simply because it was the biggest frigging HOUSE LIZARD that I've ever saw in my life! It was even a wonder that I managed to gather thoughts such as, what the fuck is wrong with this world? I thought mice squeaks but a squeaking lizard? Since when did this evolution took place? Has too much American Idol turned this hopeful house lizards into some sort of reptilian sopranos? Nevertheless, I was glad it was not what I thought it was though it has caused a development of cleanliness paranoia to a certain degree hence the requirement to buy something as useful as a vacuum cleaner to suck up every speckle of dust in my room. Ah... what a great excuse for wanting to be lazy haha... I'm planning to use my RM 150 voucher that I obtained from PC Fair to buy this vacuum but I'm still in a dilemma as I initially wanted to purchase a spare battery for my camera.




Shall I be practical and go with the purchase of the vacuum?


Or should I purchase backups for camho session?

I can't help but to feel that working life is slowly domesticating me.

14 Response to "Creepy Crawler"

  1. OMG OMG OMG!!!!!
    anxiety was running in me while i was reading...celaka!! make it till so 'kan cheong', i thought it was a rat or a mice..luckily for you it's just a lizzard..hehe..btw, i wonder how was the 'witch' look like when she was hunting down for 'that thing'..LOL

    congrats on getting your 1st pay check...im still waiting for my treat when im back..don't try to run away :P

     

  2. Alan Said,

    OMG...i should have view this post from my own personal room. I nearly embarass myself, laughing out loud in the library's reading room !!! Luckily i got my trustable handkerchief for sound absorption.

     

  3. Anonymous Said,

    buy vacuum cleaner..very very useful !

     

  4. Ivan Lee Said,

    TSP: Lol... i too tot it was a rat at first. If i knew it was a lizard i wouldn't have wasted my time haha... the witch looks so tu lan lol... don't worry i shall treat u when u r here :)

    Alan: Yay.. at least it's a change of mood for my post instead of the usual emo wan haha... wait... is ur trusted handkerchief the blue colour wan?

    ITCH: ya i think i'll go for that too... can suck up anything sadly can't help me suck up to my boss.

     

  5. yeeee...alan's handkerchief...wahahaha...

     

  6. Ivan Lee Said,

    lol... u also remember. it's one of his trademark items.

     

  7. Anonymous Said,

    secret weapon lai..for self-defence.

     

  8. Ivan Lee Said,

    dip in water and smack butt with it lol... it's an offensive weapon haha..

     


  9. Ivan Lee Said,

    My bad! i dunno why but i always picture u with the blue one lol...

     

  10. eh...tukar colour d isit...i also remembered the blue one... >.<

     

  11. Ivan Lee Said,

    yalor... i think he replaced with other colour to suit different fashion season lol...

     

  12. so..now warna berbunga-bunga isit...as his latest entry is flowers ma...LOL

     

  13. Ivan Lee Said,

    haha maybe... flower power as itch said lol

     

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      Born and bred in Penang, my one and only home. Currently on a journey of self discovery to find a constant in life. Love my family, love my friends, but still looking for someone to love :P I'm a hopeless day dreamer (includes nightime) To know me better, follow me as I post up bits and pieces of my life in this blog... that is if I manage to update it -.-"